Why Don’t You Protest The Scam That Is The American University?

If you have student loans, you might be familiar with this story. All through high school, Larry has been told by his parents and teachers that the goal is to go to college. And that he needs good grades because otherwise he’ll end up flipping burgers, which is apparently way worse than being a prostitute or being unemployed.

Larry doesn’t know his career path, but he is excited to go to the university because that means he won’t be a loser like Nick, who chose to become a crime scene cleaner for $20 an hour and great health insurance. So Larry takes out a $65,000 loan that everyone around him claims he can pay off in 15 years because Larry will never want to buy a house, pay his future ex-wife alimony, buy toys for his kids, get cancer, or have an actual life.

Oh, Larry! Bless your heart, you stupid 18 year-old son of a bitch.

Average cost of college has jumped an incredible 3,009% in 50 years according to a Yahoo article from 2019. And these are the last statistics I’m going to give you because we don’t have to be master researchers to know this is true, and that this is part of a scam. Whoever’s in charge of these universities are pure cocksucking pieces-of-shit motherfuckers, who steal tax-payer money and don’t give a flying fuck about the lives of the students after they graduate.